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Japan Seeks Return of Rare Giant Hello Kitty Head Artifact

Submitted by faii on Monday, 16 November 2009No Comment

The Japanese Government seeks the return of this rare Giant Hello Kitty artifact.

Giant Hello Kitties are known for their unusually silent disposition and their unique ability to consume cookies without a visible facial orifice. Given their Japanese origin, scientists postulate that this feat can only be achieved via teleportation or advanced hologram technology. Many too have hypothesised that these disproportioned felines carry out sophisticated telepathic communication via the pink ribbon on their heads. It has been recently discovered that other colours are not as potent. Furthermore, forcibly removing a Hello Kitty’s ribbon is known to either provoke extreme bouts of depression and tears, or, on the rare occasion, unbridled aggression that has unfortunately claimed the life of the miscreant.

Giant Hello Kitty Head Artifact

Giant Hello Kitty Head Artifact

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