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because things go bump in the night and on the web… be afraid of inanity and irony, be very afraid.

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CHOCOLATE: You want me Lady don’t you? You want me! YOU WANT ME! LADY: No chocolate, I do not want you, for after pleasure there is SICKNESS and there is GUILT. CHOCOLATE: That, Lady is the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE. Are you to deny me the REASON FOR MY EXISTENCE? LADY: No, chocolate. I would not do that. CHOCOLATE: Thank you. (A munching sound is heard, followed by a sigh of pleasure)

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sometimes a gumball enters my head, and i go cuckoo. and then i is cogitate ungrammarly, before spitting it out here in utter randomness.

poems

–noun 1. the art of rhythmical composition, written or spoken, for exciting pleasure by beautiful, imaginative, or elevated thoughts. 2. literary work in metrical form; verse. 3. prose with poetic qualities. 4. poetic qualities however manifested: the poetry of simple acts and things. 5. poetic spirit or feeling: The pianist played the prelude with poetry. 6. something suggestive of or likened to poetry: the pure poetry of a beautiful view on a clear day.

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Wednesday, 13 Jan, 2010 – 18:51 | No Comment
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Inevitable Tranquility
Wear a shoe, show it off, save the earth (:

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a beauty worth saving

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A Hallowed Tree Laced Sneaker
Wear a shoe, show it off, save the earth (: beautifulearthe …

Erratic Benchpress and Gym Performance
Saturday, 12 Dec, 2009 – 15:44 | No Comment
Erratic Benchpress and Gym Performance

I’m really quite puzzled by my erratic performance in the gym.
Take the benchpress for example. My last gym session, just over a fortnight ago, saw me straining to clear 75kg on the Smith machine. But …

Brother’s Lemonade Ice Blend
Thursday, 10 Dec, 2009 – 18:09 | No Comment
Brother’s Lemonade Ice Blend

I tried this and just went ‘oh my God’.
Sweet but not too sweet and the ice is of the right consistency.
We complement each other I guess. He’s good at drinks while I’m at baking and …

Up Yours! Child Mannequin FAIL
Tuesday, 17 Nov, 2009 – 17:32 | No Comment
Up Yours! Child Mannequin FAIL

I’m sure they could have turned the hand a different direction or at least attach a bird to the finger…
Up Yours!
Up Yours 2!

Easy Parking – Chery
Tuesday, 17 Nov, 2009 – 14:44 | No Comment
Easy Parking – Chery

Small cars are easy to park, as evidenced by this little China-made Chery.
Look at how much space there is on either side. Mum really needs to swap her current Chrysler Voyager for something more manageable. …

Review – Soo Kee Food Wanton Mee Opposite Great World City
Tuesday, 17 Nov, 2009 – 14:41 | One Comment
Review – Soo Kee Food Wanton Mee Opposite Great World City

Frog-Rabbit Mutant
Monday, 16 Nov, 2009 – 21:29 | No Comment
Frog-Rabbit Mutant

Came across this frog-rabbit mutant at Isetan @ Shaw Centre.
I believe this sort of genetic engineering to be rather unfortunate.
Blogged from my iPhone
Frog-Rabbit Mutant

Japan Seeks Return of Rare Giant Hello Kitty Head Artifact
Monday, 16 Nov, 2009 – 20:56 | No Comment
Japan Seeks Return of Rare Giant Hello Kitty Head Artifact

The Japanese Government seeks the return of this rare Giant Hello Kitty artifact.
Giant Hello Kitties are known for their unusually silent disposition and their unique ability to consume cookies without a visible facial orifice. Given …

Freshly Juiced Apple
Monday, 16 Nov, 2009 – 16:20 | No Comment
Freshly Juiced Apple

I guess this is rather trivial, but i’d just like the world to know i regret adding the excess fibre from the juicer to my juice.
I’m now eating apple mush, instead of enjoying the juice.
Blogged …

Starcraft II Artwork Calendar 2010
Friday, 13 Nov, 2009 – 11:36 | No Comment
Starcraft II Artwork Calendar 2010

This game is one thing I look forward to in 2010.
It’s been over a decade and yet the original Starcraft is still quite fun to play. And I love their storyline – beats their closest …

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